Nov 12, 1811
Returning to Netherfield after dining with the officers
DARCY
Thanks for the (burp) refreshing evening, Bingley.
BINGLEY
Darcy, stop knocking me over. Can't you walk straight?
DARCY
Oh, Bingley. What do they put in that German wine?
BINGLEY
Did you hear how the Colonel described that last bottle? Like fermented sweat from a Fraulein's armpits.
DARCY
I think it's pure alcohol with a drop of Rhine-water added.
BINGLEY
I hope Colonel Forster's hand gets better soon.
DARCY
I'm hiding my darts the next time you come to Pemberley.
BINGLEY
Oh, by the way, let's make sure we throw up before we get to Netherfield.
DARCY
I hope Miss Bennet doesn't see us like this.
BINGLEY
Who?
DARCY
Jane Bennet. She dined at Netherfield tonight. Your sister invited her.
BINGLEY
What?! She invited Jane?! Tonight?! When I wasn't there?! I'll throttle her!!
DARCY
Throttle her tomorrow. I'll need your help to carry Hurst up the staircase.
BINGLEY
With my bare hands. Till she turns blue.
DARCY
My god, if Miss Bennet sees us in this state, I hope she doesn't tell her sister.
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